Anticipation Grows As Fishing Opener Draws Near

Fishing license…check!   New line spooled on the reels…check!   Tacklebox cleaned and decluttered…check!   Boat taken out of storage inspecting all critical components for operation…check!   Boat trailer serviced ensuring against any unpleasant surprises while driving to the lake…check!   Trip to local sporting goods store purchasing the latest gizmos and gadgets for fishing fun…check!   Snacks for munching on between fishing bites…check!

Indeed, with the Minnesota Fishing Opener just days away these are some busy, yet exciting times for Minnesota’s anglers.   In fact, often times the preparation phase leading up to the big day can be nearly as much fun as the opening day itself.

Whether plans are to drive just a few miles to the lake, or perhaps driving several hours northbound, the Minnesota Fishing Opener represents a much celebrated event for sportsmen located in all corners of our state.   For many of us, taking part in this annual piscatorial ritual is often even more important than catching a stringer full of walleye.

It’s about family and friends getting together after a long winter to renew a kindred outdoor spirit.   Oh sure, the goal is always to catch ‘ol glass eyes and to savor the fishy odor left on your hands…but during the opener “catching” fish is only part of the equation that measures a successful outing.   The other factor is simply sharing a boat or cabin with special friends who also cherish the annual spring fishing tradition.

Perhaps no other state in the country can claim what Minnesota has going for it.   Sure, other states have opening days of their fishing seasons, but in Minnesota when nearly a million anglers take to the waters on one single day…hey, now that’s something special.   Especially, considering that Minnesota is so geographically diverse that an angler near Faribault might be swatting mosquitoes during the day, while another angler near International Falls might still be navigating the boat around ice.

IMG_2965To many of us the tradition of taking part in the Minnesota Fishing Opener dates back to our childhoods.   Often, it was an experience such as the fishing opener that baptized a young child into the outdoor world.   Even decades later, the act of heading to the lake can still hold as much intrigue and excitement as it once did during those earlier years of life.

No doubt there are families and friends throughout Minnesota eager for the 2009 walleye fishing season to open statewide.   Some might claim the event signals the true arrival of spring here in Minnesota.   Others might use the event as nothing but an excuse to escape the usual chores associated with life.   No matter what the reason for participating, when the clock strikes midnight on Friday night the waiting ends and the fishing fun officially begins.

Let’s see.   Lake maps…check!   Personal flotation devices…check!   Landing net…check!   Camera…check!   Rainwear…check!   Polarized sunglasses…check!   Coffee thermos…check!   That’s it, let’s finally get this 2009 Minnesota walleye, sauger, northern pike and lake trout fishing seasons underway.

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The Guns Vs. Shoes Economic Model

If you’ve ever taken a college level macroeconomics class you’ve surely heard the concept of guns vs. butter.   In a nutshell, this analogy simplifies the choice between defense spending and civilian spending when explaining economic theory.   Obviously spending on guns would be for the military while allocating dollars for butter would indicate the polar opposite choice of civilian spending.

Well, this blog is certainly not going to get any deeper into economic theory of this kind.   Heaven forbid.   In fact, the model I intend to explain to you is something more akin to how it works in my family.   A perfect example of which happened on Thursday while out shopping with my wife.   I dare say the economic model in our household would be aptly named “Guns vs. Shoes.”   Let me explain.

After having a nice lunch with my sweetie we both decided to do some shopping.   Of course, I opted for the nearby Cabela’s as my destination of choice…my wife, well, she chose to go to the nearby Kohls store to complete her shopping experience.   It was a blissful arrangement as we both went our separate ways shopping at the store that makes us feel most fulfilled.

Okay, here’s where the economics comes into play.   When she dropped me off at the Cabela’s entrance she told me she would be back to pick me up at 3pm.   Great!   That gave me about 75 minutes of uninterrupted shopping.   After having perused the entire store, I ended up at the gun counter and was dickering on a particular gun with the salesman.   I contemplated the purchase, but as I looked down at my watch I seen the time was 2:55pm.   Dang!   My wife will be here in five minutes to pick me up.   There’s no time to complete all the paperwork for the gun transaction.   I guess buying a gun on this day just wasn’t meant to be.

Lo and behold the phone rings.   Guess who…yup, it’s my sweetie begging me for a little more time at her chosen shopping destination.   I politely told her I was ready to check out, but if she needed 1/2 hour longer to try on some more shoes she should go for it.   She thanked me for my patience.

As I slipped the cell phone back into my pocket I looked up at the store clerk and said, “let’s get that paperwork started.   Looks like I now have the time.”   I found myself completing the purchase of a new Remington 870 Express Tactical shotgun, a nice unit I had been eying up for some time.

You see, in my household the wife and I have this economic understanding.   Whenever I get the urge to buy a gun…she counteracts that by scratching her itch to buy some shoes.   Seems like a perfectly logical tradeoff to me.   She claims I have more guns than I need, and when I look into our closet I see more pairs of shoes than one person can possibly wear in a lifetime.

Indeed, on Thursday we both came home with smiles on our faces.   It seems the Guns vs. Shoes economic model played itself out perfectly once again.   Of course, I had to explain to her that I wasn’t planning on purchasing a gun…but with all that extra shopping time on my hands I had to spend it wisely.   What else was a guy to do?

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Stay Tuned…Some Exciting News Coming Soon!

Dear Blog Readers,

   In a few short months this blog will turn 5–years old, and for that fact I am extremely proud.   Granted, I haven’t been the most prolific in making new blog posts over the past few years, but I guess marriage and having a new baby in the household tends to tie up one’s available time just a bit.   Still, I consider outdoors blogging to be a very important part of my life.

   With that said, in just days I will be announcing a new outdoors blog venture about which I am extremely excited.   Rest assured, the Sportsman’s Blog will continue to exist, but some of my future blogging efforts will also be done in a whole new venue.   I suspect the announcement will “officially” be made sometime later next week when all the final details become available.

   In the meantime, I want to take this opportunity to once again THANK all my loyal blog readers.   You all know who you are…and if you’ve been leaving comments I know who many of you are, too.   A person doesn’t stick with blogging for this long without knowing there are folks who actually read and care about what a blogger is attempting to communicate.   Indeed, I have always felt as though my writing efforts were warmly received, and to each of you I extend my deepest gratitude.

   Thanks again!

Jim Braaten

Now PETA Is Frowning On Dancing

That’s right.   If you stand up, tuck you hands under your armpits, start flapping your elbows rhythmically up and down, and, in general, prance around like a child about to wet their pants…well, my friend, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is trying to discourage you.   Yes, indeed, the coveted dance that is often played at so many weddings, known as the “Chicken Dance,” is now being considered a disgraceful activity, at least when performed at certain venues.

This coming weekend NASCAR fans will flock to one of the biggest race tracks on the stock car racing circuit and race fans in attendance will likely make history.   Their possible achievement?   Well, none other than a potential Guiness Book of World Records showing of the largest group “Chicken Dance” ever recorded.   It’s not that difficult to imagine a group of fun-loving, beer guzzling fans being asked over the loud speaker to stand up and dance wildly like a chicken-with-your-head-cut-off.

And that’s exactly what has PETA up in arms.   Apparently KFC is the sponsor of the record breaking attempt and we all know there happens to be no love loss between PETA and KFC.   Their feud, specifically restaurant protests by demonstrators dressed in chicken costumes, has been going on for years.

At this point it’s really not known how PETA expects to protest what dance activity is anticipated to happen at the race on Sunday, but as sportsmen we all know PETA has a penchant for being creative and doing “whatever is necessary” to draw attention to their silly cause.   Honestly, we all know this is nothing more than a publicity stunt, yet at the core of the issue remains an animal rights controversy that is surely not going away anytime soon.

Sportsmen have also long been the source of these sort of protests conducted by PETA.   Actually, there’s very few activities that we engage in that you would find PETA condoning.   If their tactics/politics weren’t so radical and extreme, perhaps they could actually perform some social good.   Yet, as this latest incident clearly demonstrates, this group is more about being in the spotlight than serving to fulfill a worthwhile cause.

In the meantime, I’m fighting the urge now to stand up and do the “chicken dance” in defiance of PETA.   Ask my wife, I’m not usually the dancing type, but if this dance somehow bothers PETA…well, then I feel somewhat giddy enough to be seen jumping around my office and acting like a total fool.   I guess you could say that’s my form of rebuttle protest on this matter.

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Tough Times Sometimes Means Tough Decisions

Yesterday I received one of those e-mails I simply don’t like to read.   It went something like this.   “Due to the fact I got laid off from work last week, it now looks like I won’t be attending Fish Camp next month as I had planned to do.   Instead, I need to save money and start looking for a new job.”

Frustrating, both for my friend…but also for the other fish camp attendees.   The point is when personalities are missing from camp (whether it be fish camp or hunting camp), the overall experience for everyone is bound to suffer.   Problem is, this year I have received several e-mails with perhaps slightly different stories, but similar results — coming to fish camp is not in the cards for this year.

Indeed, my annual Minnesota Fishing Opener Bash (www.MNFishCamp.com) is going on it’s eighth year and typically we have about 25 guys and their kids who attend.   This year, however, due mostly to the current economic conditions, a few fisherman and their families are simply saying…”well, maybe next year.”

Quite honestly my usual camp of around 25 fishermen will likely be reduced to about 15 or 16 folks this year.   I’ve been told, even by some who still have their jobs, that they don’t dare take off the time from work.   Taking a vacation day or two at work might indicate to a supervisor that perhaps play is more important than work.   Understandably, nervous employees don’t want to give any reason for the ax to fall on them next.

Heck, I don’t blame them.   Other “regulars” to camp are likely not as worried about their job, but some have had their spouses lose a job.   The net result is the same…the family budget is being stretched to the max and a fisherman finds it hard to justify taking a personal vacation when the rest of the family may be sacrificing an upcoming summer vacation due to lack of funds.

Yea, times are tough and quite honestly I suspect there are a lot of excruciatingly difficult decisions being made around the kitchen table these days.   Perhaps that big game hunting trip being planned to the Western states this fall has been put on hold for many folks.   Likewise, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if deposits made earlier for Canadian fishing resort vacations are simply forfeited because life situations have drastically changed since making those original commitments.

That’s one of the challenges that always faces a bunch of sportsmen who plan activities together.   As a group, you often pro-rate the costs of the adventure out over several participants, but when folks drop out, even for perfectly understandable reasons, it puts more of a financial burden on those hunters/fishermen who still remain.

As for my 2009 Minnesota Fishing Opener Bash, the tradition will continue on like it has for many years prior to this recession challenged year.   Those of us attending probably will make do with the same old boat and equipment we’ve used in the past.   Sure, it would be nice to sport something new…but I’m sure most of us this year will feel fortunate enough just to be present in camp.

Optimistically speaking, recessions don’t last forever…and, of course, there is always next year to once again renew the spirit of the outdoor tradition being missed.   Rarely are life situations permanent, and with that belief we can forge ahead knowing that we are all currently living in some extraordinary times with better days surely ahead for all of us.

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This One’s Too Good Not To Share

C’mon…admit it, do you have anti-gun Democratic friends who do not seem as happy as they were immediately after the election of “The Great One?”   Maybe they’ve suddenly become worried about their personal security at home with the increasing residential crime rate they’ve been reading about.   Maybe they realize now that the police can’t be everywhere to protect them within seconds.

Introducing the S&W 18044L (“L” signifies Liberal).  You’ll note that this handsome, powerful .44 magnum handgun is a commemorative model which proudly bears the Democratic Donkey, & a large capital D that is sure to impress even your most critical Democratic friends!

Just remind your friends to be sure to get their orders in early, because demand for this limited-edition gun is expected to be very high!   And perhaps best of all, this gun requires NO NICS (National Instant Criminal Background Check System) at the time of purchase.   It’s so simple…it’s like shopping at a gun show.   You won’t even be asked to prove you’re a Democrat to own one.

SW180

with apologies to PatriotHumor.us who appears to be the originator of this graphic being widely disseminated by email.

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How About Some Good Friday Humor?

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.’

Second guy: ‘That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.’

Third guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.’

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. ‘You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.  What’s the deal?’

Fourth guy: ’I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: ’Fishing or Sex?’ and she said: ‘Wear sun-block.”


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Are Special Interest Groups Killing The Sport Of Hunting?

That seems to possibly be the case in my home state of Minnesota.   Particularly when it comes to deer hunting and potential upcoming changes in the current rules and regulations for that sport.   Consider this recipe for disaster:  Throw in a small minority of outspoken do-gooders with radical ideas on how to improve the current hunting management system.   Add to that a dash of the local outdoors media hungry for several column inches of newsworthy copy.   Then stir in MN DNR big game managers who are so antsy to make rule changes they cannot even hide their growing excitement.   What does this mixture get you?   Well, in my opinion it erodes the true spirit of what I call “the hunt.”

Even though today’s blog post focuses on Minnesota, I suspect that these same problems occur in many other states.   The problem quickly develops when a vocal minority of hunters (or fishermen, as the case may be) decide it’s high time the rules for the sport need to be changed so that a specific outcome better satisfies their wants and needs of how they enjoy the sport.

Let me give you an example as to what I mean.   In southeastern Minnesota we have a group of deer hunters called the Bluffland Whitetails Association.   Although this group makes claims they are not a trophy deer or QDM organization, it is quite clear that the movers and shakers of this group want to see more mature deer.   What would make this group happy at the legislative level?   Essentially any regulatory restriction that would enable a greater number of bucks of a mature age class running around the bluffland/farm country terrain of S.E. Minnesota.

Okay, it’s hard to argue that point, isn’t it?   After all, don’t most of us deer hunters have a dream of shooting “Mr. Big” when we head out to the woods each fall?   Well, of course…but the point is hunting is a multi-faceted activity and not all hunters measure their satisfaction based on the total inches of bone showing above a deer’s head.   Quite honestly, the factors that motivate a particular individual to sit for hours on end in the chilly November woods waiting for a deer are likely as unique as that particular individual (or the group of hunters in which they happen to belong).

Personally, I don’t believe, based on my experience, that the BWA has the best interests of most Minnesota deer hunters in mind.   I, for one, consider myself more of a social deer hunter meaning that I happen to enjoy the fact Minnesota is one of the few states remaining that allows “party hunting” for deer.   Essentially what that means is if you are hunting in close proximity to another hunter in your group, you may either fill that person’s unused game tag or they may fill yours.   That’s where the concept of party hunting or cross-tagging comes into play here in Minnesota.

To me hunting is mostly about tradition and during the 30+ years I have hunted deer, party hunting has been allowed in Minnesota.   Strip away long-standing traditions such as this to achieve so-called management goals and you erode away the very essence of why I pick up a gun and head to the deer woods each fall.   I can assure you that many other hunters (I’m guessing the majority) feel much the same way.

A few weeks back the Bluffland Whitetails Association held an invitation-only symposium to further convince the Minnesota DNR how badly change is needed to our current system (i.e. eliminate party hunting of bucks, et al).   Of course, the gathering was off-limits to those of us who might speak in opposition to the proposals being put forth.   Quite honestly, the thought of a special interest group (BWA) using a closed-door meeting for purposes to encourage hunting policy to our DNR rule-making officials is quite disturbing to me.

Yet, BWA is not alone here in Minnesota.   Now, Minnesota DNR officials are listening to another outspoken group of hunters who appear bent on getting deer management done “their way” in southwestern Minnesota.   Yup, the Southwestern Minnesota Deer Coalition has a totally different goal in mind.   They are meeting with the DNR officials tomorrow to see management changes that include shooting less does, moving the season until later, etc.

Again, I ask is this group representative of what Minnesota’s 500,000+ deer hunters sign-up for when they go afield each fall?   I have my doubts, which of course leads to my deep concerns.

Certainly I will admit one important point.   Minnesota is a diverse state and managing the deer population in southern Minnesota probably has uniquely different challenges to how it should be managed in Northern Minnesota.   Keep in mind, if you were to drive from Iowa to the Canadian border it would take you about 8 to 9 hours of non-stop travel.   During that time you would observe many different habitat changes where deer must exist in Minnesota.

Still, I contend in this blog post that to make radical changes (interfering with traditions) in how Minnesota’s deer hunting season exists will have some big consequences.   Do game managers satisfy the whims of the minority thus disregarding the desires of the majority of this state’s deer hunters?   Or, do game managers and legislators finally acknowledge that the largest group of its constituent deer hunters really are just happy with the status quo.

Problem is the squeaky wheel always gets the grease, and that will likely hold true in this situation, as well.   My fear is there are enough people currently squeaking and squawking about how they have a “better idea” for how we all must deer hunt in Minnesota.   These geniuses simply have no acceptance or tolerance for the fact that some of us abhor the kind of change they are seemingly shoving down our throat with their radical rule proposals.

When hunting (or be it fishing, the outdoors in general, etc.) gets hijacked by special interest groups the ones who suffer most are the common sportsman who simply wants to enjoy the activity the same way they’ve done so for many years before.   Sometimes the price to pay for MORE deer or even BIGGER deer is not worth the real sacrifice to be made.   Especially when that sacrifice comes from a majority of hunters who are not even buying into the great deer hunting benefits being proposed.

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