The Ten Commandments
(Minnesota Style)
1. Der’s only one God, ya know.
2. Don’t make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3. Cussin ain’t Minnesota nice.
4. Go to church even when you’re up nort.
5. Honor your folks.
6. Don’t kill. Catch and release.
7. There’s only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8. If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.
9. Don’t be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s hotdish.
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Several of the options focus on specific sites in Minnesota, and similar alternative sites are always suggested. Toward the end of the book, more general activities are suggested, such as kite flying and tea parties.
It is always fun to visit this site. It is very humorous. I have enjoyed a lot.