I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die right after Congress finally gets their heads out of their @$$es!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
Have a great weekend everybody!!
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