So, I Get This E-mail The Other Day…

And it’s from a Casting and Development Producer for what they claim is a major television network.   They really didn’t provide much detail or any specifics as to what is expected, but clearly they are looking for some raw talent meeting the following criteria:

  • From Minnesota
  • Business Owner
  • Hunter
  • Fisherman
  • Outdoorsman
  • Athlete
  • Survivalist
  • Brewer
  • Partier
  • And other people in-between.

Okay, I’m not exactly an athlete and my partying days are largely in my past, but after a few days ruminating on this possibility I just had to send off an application.   I figure…what the heck!C294509_l   I’ve got nothing to lose.

For the past four years I have been hounding Michelle Scheuermann, with the Sportsman Channel, they should develop a program called the Great American Snipe Hunt.   It would be a comedy show spoofing the long-standing practical joke that has been played on unsuspecting people for many decades.   Hidden cameras would show green outdoorsmen out in the woods with…well, you guessed it…a light and a gunny sack.

Now, mind you this tongue-in-cheek program pitch wasn’t any more serious than the program I was proposing, but it’s quite obvious with the cult success of Duck Dynasty that the world is hungry for programming that is a bit off-the-wall funny.

I’ll keep you informed as to when I get chosen for the lead role.   Okay, I will tell you if ANYTHING happens from this point forward.   Also, if you think you have the character and personality to be part of a reality TV program drop me a note at: jim7226 at Hotmail dot com.   I’ll pass along the details as to how you, too, can apply for this interesting opportunity.

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Tomorrow Marks A Milestone In My Life

God willing, when I wake up tomorrow morning I’ll have involuntarily joined a special club.   It’s a club I never thought I would attain membership to…especially when I was in my teens.   It’s an event that comes into most people’s lives with little fanfare or pomp and circumstance, and perhaps just as well.   Indeed, at the stroke of midnight tonight I become what many people would proclaim as an “Ol’ Geezer!”

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Turning older means getting solicitations from senior groups like AARP. NO! I DID NOT JOIN!!!!!

That’s right…tomorrow is the day when the Sportsman’s Blogger turns the Big 5–0!   Fifty!   A half century of birthdays are now under my belt.   I can rightly say I am well seasoned in life.   Heck, at certain restaurants I can now even dine off the Senior’s Menu.   Beyond that, AARP wasted no time in sending me out membership sign-up details.

Oh, boy…getting older sure has its privileges.   Too bad a lot of those benefits don’t carry over into the outdoors.   I sure wish I had the energy and stamina I possessed when I was in my mid-20s.   I even wish I had the same agility I used to have to climb into trees.   Truth be known, these days I would rather hunt from a ground blind.

Yeah, getting older is not so much fun when all the aches and muscle pains start creeping into life.   Still, I’ve discovered that when you spend time outdoors you tend to forget about many of the negative aspects associated with growing older.

No doubt about it I know my limitations.   Walking non-stop in slough after slough is not what I consider enjoyable these days.   But then again, with all this outdoors savvy I now possess I should be able to walk right to the pheasants and not become do dog-tired.  Ha!

Well, here’s to another 50 years with most of those hopefully spent enjoying the outdoors.   My wife sometimes claims I talk to her with “one foot in the grave,” and that’s often true.   But, Psssst…that’s only when she comes at me with her long honey-do lists when I try to play the sympathy card.

Indeed, in the timeline of life statistics would likely show I’ve probably got my line drawn at least half way at this time.   But I’m here to prove—and to do so on these blog pages—that growing older doesn’t mean you stop enjoying the outdoors.   God willing, of course!

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How Will You React In The Face Of Protesting?

Back in November 2006 when I hosted then Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty at my farm as part of the Minnesota Governor’s Deer Hunting Opener event, part of our prep work covered what if we have protestors.   Quite frankly, protestors were avoided in the first place because the location where the hunting took place was a well-guarded secret until AFTER the deer hunt had taken place.

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When protestors get in your face how will you handle the emotionally charged situation with proper tact?

But not all events can be conducted in secret.   I’ve dealt with protestors at rodeo events, circus events, heck…even the occasional protestor who proclaims their disdain for fur sales at some high-end fashion store.   The point is protesting is meant to grab the public’s attention in a striking way and then twist it for the benefit of their cause.

So, as hunters and gun owners why should any of this really concern us?   Well, our day is coming and the best outcomes generally require at least a modicum of preparation so as not to fall into their public relations trap.   It should be no surprise to you how we live in strange times and the current climate is not exactly favorable to those of us who carry guns and/or kill animals.

That being said, I want to offer up some tips on how best to deal with protestors to diminish the impact of their misguided acts.   Carefully consider these actions when confronted by any protester:

  1. AVOID PHYSICAL CONTACT of any kind.  The media is drawn to these events like moths are attracted to fire.   You don’t need your name appearing on the evening news nor does the gun owning/hunting community need a big black eye caused by aggressive actions taken against a protester.
  2. ANTICIPATE DISRUPTION.  These folks will do whatever it takes to be seen and heard.  Don’t allow it to affect your day.
  3. AVOID ANY VERBAL INTERACTION.   Remember, if they can engage you in conversation you are slowing falling into their trap.   You won’t change their minds…nor will they change yours.
  4. KEEP WALKING.  If they get in your face simply smile and walk away.   It’s tough to do…but critical you don’t linger and fuel the hostilities.
  5. KEEP EMOTIONS IN CHECK.  They are trying to get under your skin so don’t give them that satisfaction.
  6. DISREGARD THEIR ABSURDITY.   Accept in advance how their message will be full of lies and other outrageous claims trying to get you to negatively react.
  7. PROFESSIONAL PROTESTERS?   It’s possible.  These folks may not even hold these deep-seeded feelings, but are moved to be protesting because it only pays the bills.
  8. PAY THEM NO ATTENTION.  They are seeking attention so quickly move from the area, especially if you don’t have to be there.  Avoid making them the spectacle they so desperately want to become.
  9. IF MEDIA IS PRESENT, AVOID THEM TOO.  Most of us are not versed to be articulate spokesmen for our side of the cause.   If asked by media for a comment kindly decline and walk away.
  10. NOTIFY EVENT ORGANIZER OF THIS SITUATION.  If the protest is just getting underway, quickly notify the event organizer what is happening.   Most large events have a protestor reaction plan and will implement it quickly if they know what is happening.  Let the professionals defuse what could quickly turn into a highly charged incident.

There you have it.   I certainly don’t expect you to memorize all these points, but take some satisfaction in knowing most points are just plain old common sense.   By being prepared for what could happen you take away their element of surprise, as well as the emotional shock of what they are saying/doing.

In 12 days I fully expect that Las Vegas 2013 SHOT Show® attendees could potentially see this sort of protest given the current negative climate toward guns.   But, in just 8 days I will be attending my local gun show and this same protesting could easily take place there, too.   It behooves each of us to be prepared with a plan as to how we best deal with the situation.   For the sake of our cause, don’t fall victim to their tactics meant to destroy our heritage in the public’s eye.

Let’s hear your thoughts.   Have any of you encountered protestors and what was your experience?

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Consider These 5 Tasks To Beat The January Doldrums

I completely realize that depending upon where you reside in the country hunting and fishing can be a year-long activity.   But let’s face it…here in the upper Midwest when the cold winds of January begin to blow strong the options for outdoorsy things to do can get somewhat more limited.

Oh, sure, I understand predator hunting is just cranking up.   And yes…I am fully aware that the ice fishing season is just getting going for many anglers.   Likewise, chasing bunnies with beagles or some midwinter trapping also holds possibilities for this time of the year.

Still, there are those winter days when the body yearns for a nice indoor project huddled near the fire.   Here’s a few ideas of things I like to do during some of my idle time in the mid-winter season:

  • Clean and Maintain Guns — I usually spend the better portion of a day going through and tearing down, if necessary, all of my guns for a proper cleaning.   I check things over for worn or missing parts, I use the proper lubricant on all mechanisms, and in general I ensure it will go back into my safe in a rust-fighting condition.   This is also a good time of the year to get those guns needing professional repair in for service.   On the other hand, if guns aren’t your thing this same principle for maintenance holds true for archery gear or for any outdoor investment requiring routine attention.   One final thought…this is also a good time to take a photo inventory of all your equipment for insurance purposes.   I take a picture and include the serial number right on the picture.
  • Start Planning For Next Season — Believe it or not, in the outdoors world there are deadlines to apply for hunts nearly all the time.   Make sure the hunting or fishing activity you want to embark on next season doesn’t have a fast-approaching application deadline.   January is the perfect time to browse those department of fish and game websites to become better acquainted with the rules and the process.
  • Build Some Birdhouses — I’ve found that one of the best ways to foster enthusiasm for conservation with kids is to spend time building bird houses together.   Not only does it help develop certain craftsman skills, but the project can also be quite rewarding when the youth actually sees nature using something they built with their own hands.

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    Last year while at a local sports show my daughter tried to convince dad to buy a new boat…she will need to try harder this year as it didn’t happen in 2012.

  • Attend A Sports Show — I know during the upcoming several weeks until spring there is at least a dozen sportsman and outdoor shows I can attend within an hour’s drive of my home.   I’m guessing there’s plenty of opportunities for shows in your area, too.   Check your newspaper’s listings for such upcoming events.
  • Try A New Recipe — C’mon, you have all that wild game in the freezer.   Be bold and make a commitment to try something new.   Whether it be a new chili recipe, a novel new way to prepare a venison roast, or heck…maybe you’ll try to delicately smoke some pheasant breasts.   Now is the time to once and for all attempt that wild game or fish recipe you’ve always wanted to try…but were too busy to mess with at other times during the year.

How about you?   What types of indoor sportsman related activities do you like to engage in during the winter.   I’d like to hear just how many other good ones I missed.   Leave a comment below.

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Turbulent Times Ahead For Gun Owners

As an American Civil War buff I’ve often read accounts of battles where the soldier lived through a “maelstrom of bullets.”   That word…”maelstrom.”   Powerful.   Very poignant!   Describing a situation where nothing is predictable.   Literally, a Civil War soldier experiencing a maelstrom of action meant bullets coming from all directions and seemingly non-stop aggression from a relentless enemy.

Quite honestly I have never experienced a “maelstrom” of anything in my life.   But my hunch and fear is this sensation could be changing.   And the battle could be coming soon.

In case you’ve missed it, gun owners are under attack.   Most of us have not experienced the first bullet whizzing by our heads as of yet.   But, metaphorically speaking we will be soon.   For years various gun groups have postured to vigorously fight all forms of gun control.   While many of us have jumped on the bandwagon for support (I’m an NRA Lifetime Benefactor member), many more gun owners just sat idly by with their hands firmly planted under their rear ends.

I honestly believe we are seeing the perfect storm brewing before our eyes.   An election barely two months ago that could not have gone worse for gun owners.   And now, recent tragedies in theaters, malls and even schoolhouses involving guns are just stoking the fire.   Worse yet, we have a media that is so biased toward a liberal agenda that the truth and entire story is often lost, unless of course it serves to support a specific left-leaning agenda.

In this blog post I’m not going to refute or even debate why gun control is all wrong.   Those of us with sensible, clear-thinking heads know it doesn’t work.   Let’s face it…gun control only affects law-abiding citizens…period, end of story.   Is it law-abiding citizens who commit heinous crime?   A killer will find some other mechanism to carry out carnage even if guns are not readily available.

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The Spencer Rifle, which seen limited use during the Civil War, was one of several guns the soldiers said could be “loaded on Sunday and shot all week long.” By today’s standards even this 150 year old classic firearm could be classified by some gun-banners as an “assault weapon” only suitable for war.

So, how do we know when this battle has begun?   Well, much like the Confederates fired upon Fort Sumter nearly 152 years ago, I believe we are only days, if not hours, away from hearing that first serious shot in our modern day civil war battle.   Indeed, the gun-banners are feeling they have lots of wind in their sails to move forward.

Tomorrow, Senator Diane Feinstein is rumored to be introducing a bill that is “swinging for a home-fun” in this debate.   If enacted, it would essentially make criminals out of current law-abiding, gun owning citizens.   Worse yet, especially for the State of Illinois, but it is believed that tomorrow will also see legislation introduced for fast track (Governor’s signature by Friday) calling for the outright ban and confiscation of nearly all gun types by the IL State Police.

Seriously, brace yourself as this is only the beginning.   There are many people WE VOTE INTO OFFICE who believe we cannot be trusted with guns.   Their mission is to take them away from us.   Yet, the electorate continues to vote these idiots into power.

And don’t get caught up in the semantics of, “well, we really don’t need assault rifles anyway.”   When Diane Feinstein tells Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that she doesn’t know a single hunter who uses an assault rifle for hunting it only proves how out-of-touch and fact-avoiding the Senator really is.   Truth is, the modern sporting rifle (the proper name it should be called) is the gun of choice for many hunting situations.

If you own even one gun it is time to get involved.   The very foundation upon which this great country is built is dependent on personal liberties—of which gun ownership should be one undeniable right.   Let your voice be heard.   Join the NRA.   Stay tuned to current events.   And above all, don’t sit idle while cheap shots are being fired all around you and from every direction.

The battle has begun…and folks, the maelstrom of propaganda and legislative attacks is viciously swirling all around us.  To survive one needs to fight back and not just stay hunkered down.

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Ahh…Yet Another Year Is About To End

It’s become somewhat of a tradition in this blog to have a year end post where I reflect on where I’ve been, but more importantly, it’s a time when I make plans for where I am going.   Let me just say this past year was a tough year in my personal life.

Dealing with a parent in the twilight of her life and finally laying her to rest toward the end of May tapped much of my energy.  I guess it was one of those years that just overwhelmed me — both mentally and physically.   That being said, I did NOT experience as much hunting and fishing as I had intended to do.   Therefore, I will be the first to admit this blog suffered because of it.

But putting those challenges and struggles behind me, it is now time to look forward.   I am excited for 2013!   During the past 12 months I only averaged about one blog post per week.   Worse than that…there were some months I barely scratched one post together for the entire month.   That has to change…and it will as soon as the clock strikes midnight tonight.

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I am starting the year with this as my new blog motto.   I hope my loyal readers know that I just don’t put words on this blog for the sake of making a post.   I can’t tell you how many blog posts I’ve written…and then carefully edited…only to eventually hit the delete function button.   Why?   It’s simple.   This blog must do something for my readers.   If it doesn’t educate, entertain or in some other way provide value to the reader…well, I just don’t want my name associated with it.

In about two weeks I, like many of my outdoor communicating comrades, will be heading off to Vegas to cover the 2013 SHOT Show.   Man, I’ve lost track without checking back how many shows like this I’ve attended.   It must be pushing about 25 of them.   Each year I learn and see so much.   This year, in fact, with the current events shaping our world it could be one of the most intense and exciting shows ever.   More on that later.

I hope to take this SHOT Show intensity and run with it far into the new year.   Already on the calendar I have a turkey hunt, a trout fishing trip, several lake fishing trip outings, to name but a few.   Indeed, I am approaching this new year with much less burden on my shoulders and a renewed vigor I intend to harness and properly display on this blog.

Honestly, we are living in some exciting times when it comes to the outdoors.   Never has there been as much opportunity to explore diverse ways to be entertained in the outdoors pastime as there is today.

This blog has always been about my opinions and sharing my experiences in the outdoors.   I make a pledge to you, my readers, to be far more engaging and communicative during 2013.

Here’s wishing all of my readers the best, the safest and the happiest of New Year’s to come!

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Hunter Captures His Bad Luck In Pictures

Last weekend I was talking to a buddy of mine about an interesting situation he found himself in during the spring turkey hunt this year in Wisconsin.   Seems he had told his wife he would go to church one Sunday morning with her which forced him to delay his venture out into the woods by several hours.

As Jerome approached a brushy fence line where he intended to sit, he could see that standing near his decoy was this large tom all fanned out.   Certainly, this made his approach more difficult if he expected to score any action on that day…but he belly crawled in an attempt to close the distance between him and the turkey.   Eventually, he needed to get up from his prone position and stand in order to get off a shot.

That’s when all hell broke loose.

You see, this wasn’t a game just between Jerome and his turkey.   Nope, as so many sportsmen have learned when out hunting there are always other factors at play.   Today, it happened to be a deer.   That’s right, either the buck caught wind of Jerome or heard the slight noise associated with his approach…but in any case the deer got spooked.

Worse yet…the deer spooked and created a so-called domino-effect by scaring the turkey, as well.   What had seemed like a well laid out plan to score on a turkey turned out to be a disastrous result.   There would be no turkey that day.   In fact, the only thing that could make this story any better would be to have a visual or what happened.

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Trail camera picture showing the action described in this blog post. Note the turkey decoy between the deer and the tom. Also, the arrow denotes where in the woods the hunter was in the process of standing to shoot.

Well, guess what Jerome started thinking.   He had placed his trail camera up a short distance away so he thought I might as well check it to see what it contains.   Just what he thought.   The camera contained evidence of his hunting attempt gone awry.   It’s tough enough to outwit a turkey alone, but when they team up with deer…even the best of hunters are often disappointed.

Now, you might think Jerome was frustrated and upset that he didn’t get his turkey.   Truth is, nothing could be further from the truth.   What happened on this particular April afternoon is what memories in the outdoors are made of.   Oh, sure, when you pose with a turkey, tail all fanned out for pictures, those are happy times in the woods.   But even the days when things just don’t go as planned…well, as Jerome stated, “This made my hunting season.   That is what hunting is all about.   Some days are just better than others.”

Indeed, Jerome…no matter what happens to a person out in the woods it’s usually good times.   It takes the right attitude and it certainly helps to laugh at your own misfortune.   And thanks to a well-placed trail camera…we all get to visualize what could have been for you on this Sunday afternoon.

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I’ve Done Some Thinking….

While I’ve taken a break from blogging (see previous post) I haven’t stepped away from reading other outdoor blogs or following the current “hot-button” issues that surround us in the outdoors world.   What suddenly occurred to me is the notion I think many of us fail to consider when we form our thoughts and opinions on the outdoors.

What is our ultimate goal (or what should it be)?   Seriously, as a group of outdoor users what should we all be striving towards to accomplish in our outdoor pursuits?   Mind you, I’m not talking personal goals here…I’m talking identifiable benchmarks we can collectively use to determine we’re achieving something good and proper for each of our various outdoor activities.

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Only by sharing a common goal for how we should be enjoying the outdoors can we expect to achieve success and harmony in all of our outdoor pursuits.

Let me provide an example.   Yesterday I read on Facebook where someone posed the question should crossbows be used during the regular archery deer hunting season.   In many states, and my home state of Minnesota being one of them, crossbow users are greatly restricted to use only during select times and/or by persons showing a doctor diagnosed disability.

Now, on one hand those individuals suggesting “yes” point to the fact that as a hunter ages it gets increasingly difficult to pull back on a bow, even today’s modern compounds incorporating marvelous engineering designs can still be too much for muscles enduring atrophy.   Yet, traditional archers understandably have reason to limit an expansion of deer hunter opportunities leading to increased competition on a limited commodity.

So, we have a standoff between two factions of sportsmen each with a personal vested interest in rules being construed to their recreational advantage.   Emotions over the issue build, eventually one side or the other starts to undermine the other’s stance with negativity, and suddenly sportsmen are at odds over a matter that should not even be occurring.   Why?   Because inherently we let selfish desires sway our thinking (and acting) due to the fact we’re all not operating toward an established outdoors goal.

Here’s another example.   In Minnesota, like a growing number of states, we’ve been experimenting with various deer management principles involving antler point restrictions (or APR’s).   The thought being if hunters are required to count a certain number of points on a buck to make it legal, this will help shift the buck population to one that is more mature, hence more trophies.

The problem is not everyone wants to deer hunt with those added restrictions.   Indeed, one faction of hunters wants the DNR to mandate certain criteria to theoretically increase the number of trophy deer bounding through the woods.   On the flip side are deer hunters who prefer doing things the traditional way allowing every hunter to determine what they consider to be a trophy.   Bottom line…selfish personal desires place otherwise regular, agreeable sportsmen at great odds.

Okay, enough talk about a goal.   Let’s establish a common goal among all sportsmen that should be widely understood as well as embraced.   The goal needs to take “what’s best for me” out of the equation.   The goal needs to be so ridiculously simple that everyone understands it.   The goal needs to resonate and become woven into the fabric of everything we do, henceforth, when it comes to hunting, fishing, trapping, etc.

The goal needs to rejoice in the fact that although many of us choose to enjoy the outdoors in slightly different ways, our differences should never become kindling used for torching fellow sportsmen.   Indeed, the goal might need to re-focus our thinking for the greater good of our beloved outdoor pursuits, but that’s okay and a healthy step in the right direction.

THE GOAL:  All laws, rules and regulations should be developed and construed allowing the MAXIMUM number of people to participate and to enjoy the outdoors.   There you have it!   Notice I didn’t say to enjoy the outdoors a certain way at the expense of how others might enjoy it.   Of course, the underlying caveat to this goal must always consider what is good for the natural resources first and foremost.

Honestly, folks, I’ve really growing tired of the divisiveness prevalent within our ranks seemingly motivated by pure selfish thinking.   It’s a cancer and needs to be dealt with before it spreads out of control.   As a group, we can’t afford to alienate other sportsmen (or future sportsmen) because we strive to push for personal agendas losing sight of what should be the greater goal.   Then, of course, if we all choose to continue operating without a common goal for our beloved outdoor activities we simply continue on a destiny of eventual doom.

Your thoughts?

©2012 Jim Braaten. All Rights Reserved. No Reproduction without Prior Permission.

Here’s Why I’ve Been Gone…

Dear Sportsman’s Blog Readers,

A few of you have contacted me and I’m sure many others of you have wondered about my absence over the past many weeks. Truth is I have some heavy things going on in my life right now and I no longer have the motivation to be actively blogging, tweeting or even Facebooking on a regular basis.

Over the past many weeks I have found myself dealing with the end-of-life issues associated with an older parent. In this case, I have been busy caring for and attending to the needs of a beloved mother on her deathbed.

The process is emotionally draining, mentally distracting, and I’ll admit quite demanding of what precious spare time I currently have in my life.

It certainly isn’t that I’ve given up on blogging or my social media activities…but under the circumstances I’ve felt it best to redirect my time and energy toward this difficult process.

Today, we just placed her into hospice care to ensure her remaining days are comfortable and the best they can be. As most of you know, death is a process–both for the dying and for the living. It’s heart wrenching, often overwhelming, but nonetheless something very natural we all must someday experience with loved ones.

During this difficult time in my life I don’t ask for your sympathy, but rather your understanding and, if so inclined, your prayers.

I’ll get back to blogging soon when my mind can once again focus on outdoors matters. In the meantime, thanks to everyone for the concern they have expressed during my sudden absence from the blogosphere.

Respectfully,
Jim Braaten

Art Shanty Project 2012

These days most of us call them fish houses and with the portable pop-up style structures or ice house trailers the days of the solid wood-built ice shanty seems to be steadily losing popularity among wintertime anglers.   Well, that is not the case within the art community here in Minnesota.

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Chances are good you'll never fish out of an ice shanty that looks like a robot...but here's proof you could.

The Art Shanty Project is a four-week long art exhibition (ending today) and you can learn more about it HERE.   Essentially it is “an artist driven temporary community exploring the ways in which unregulated public spaces can be used as new and challenging artistic environments to expand notions of what art can be done.”

Okay, that is the official explanation taken from the art group’s literature.   After seeing first-hand this interesting display of structures, I’d say it slightly pokes fun at those of us who erect structures on a frozen lake in search of fish…but more importantly it pokes fun of those of us who recreate in the frozen tundra where the lakes only stay open maybe eight months each year—if we’re lucky.

A man (or woman) has to do something to pass the time…so, why not build a temporary home on a frozen lake.

Whatever the case, check out my complete gallery of pictures showing a wide artistic display of what your next ice fishing shack could look like if you feel artsy.   Indeed, these structures focus much more on fashion than they do on piscatorial pursuit function.

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