Some INTENDED Friday humor albeit a few days late

Hey folks, thanks for being patient with me.   Been working on some business projects for the last 3 or 4 weeks that have taken me away from my normal communicating duties on my blogs.   It’s one of those annual things I need to deal with during March of each year.   Anyway, I am back and plan to crank up the blogging efforts once again during the coming days.   Lots of spring turkey hunting and fishing to discuss.

In the meantime, I had intended to post this joke last Friday under my normal Friday humor postings.   Here it goes…I hope you enjoy:

Frank Feldman

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.  He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.  Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”
Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow. Some guy then.”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.  But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.  He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake..  No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “An amazing fellow.  How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “Well, I never actually met Frank.  He died. I’m married to his widow.”

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