Friday Funny: A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.  “I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die right after Congress finally gets their heads out of their @$$es!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

Have a great weekend everybody!!

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