Bob Lessard’s Famous Fish Batter Recipe

It’s not too often you find a recipe gracing the Sportsman’s Blog pages.   In fact, I believe you have to go way back to the infancy of this blog site to find the last food recipe I shared with my readers.   Now, mind you, it’s not because I don’t like to both eat and to cook…but for some odd reason I just don’t usually find the topic of food preparation interesting enough to focus on it.

Nevertheless, for the sake of variety and to kick off this new fishing season…I felt that passing along a recipe today seemed like an appropriate thing to do.   Besides, this is no ordinary recipe.   What I’m about to pass along is none other than former Minnesota State Senator Bob Lessard’s “not-so-secret-anymore” fish batter recipe.   The recipe was recently printed in the Minneapolis StarTribune’s Outdoors Section in advance of the 2006 Minnesota Fishing Opener.

In a time when store shelves are filled with commercially prepared fish batter mixes costing as much as $3 or more per box, it’s kind of nice to know that a homemade batter mix can be concocted without all the exotic ingredients found with some recipes.   Give it a try!

Here’s the recipe in its entirety:

Ingredients

Walleye (or other fish) fillets

1 cup flour

2 teaspoons salt

1 teaspoon garlic salt

1 teaspoon lemon pepper

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup beer

1 or 2 eggs, as desired

Directions

• Combine eggs and beer, then mix in dry ingredients. Stir. Batter is too thick if it sticks to a finger without dripping slightly, too thin if it runs off altogether. Adjust in either case by adding more beer or more flour.

• Prepare fillets by cutting them in half. Important: Dry the fish on paper towels so the batter sticks to them. Dip fish in batter.

• Using oil of your choice, deep fry until golden brown (either in a deep fryer or deep skillet).

• Batter won’t spoil and can be reused if refrigerated. “The next day when you look at it in the refrigerator, it won’t look very good,” retired state Sen. Bob Lessard said. “But just stir it, again adding more beer or flour as necessary for desired thickness.”

Former State Senator Bob Lessard was a stalwart advocate for everything hunting and fishing in Minnesota politics for over 25 years before retiring in 2002.   Lessard is often credited as being one of the strongest supporters of sportsman’s issues to ever to sit in the legislative chambers in St. Paul.   While many folks remember Lessard for his politics…others fondly recall his legendary annual fish frys at the capitol where this recipe often proved to be the center of attention.

© 2006 Jim Braaten.  All Rights Reserved.   No Reproduction without Prior Permission.

Consider These “Must-have” Camping Gadgets

MarshmallowtoasterRemember the good ol’ days when going camping meant sitting around the campfire telling stories and then roasting marshmallows after a fine meal?   Eventually you would scrounge around until you found the ideal stick to skewer a few marshmallows to dangle over the fire.   But first, you would pull your trusty old pocket knife out…clean off some of the outer bark on the twig…and in short order you had yourself a dandy little marshmallow roasting stick suitable for dozens of the beef tallow puffballs.

But hey…all of that was so last Century.   C’mon, we’re living in the modern age now where you wouldn’t be caught dead doing something like that the old-fashioned way.   I mean, let’s get serious here…how can anything be useful unless it plugs into an electrical outlet OR requires batteries of some kind?

And so it goes with the Electric Marshmallow Toaster.   No more spinning of a stick in your hands hoping to get that even, golden-brown crusty burn.   Now you have a handy little device that will do the rotisserie function for you…all you need to do is push the button to energize the unit.   Then hold the marshmallow the perfect toasting distance from the hot coals and presto!!!   You’ll have yourself a gadget that’s sure to be the talk of the campgrounds.   What’s more…the handle portion sports a sure-grip with ergonomic styling that happens to be heat-shielded.   Don’t keep taking those risks by holding your hands too close to the fire without equipping yourself with this wonderful invention.

BoatblenderOkay, speaking of necessities while camping…you probably thought nothing could possibly be more ingenious and practical than the electric marshmallow toaster I just described…but you’d be wrong.   Now I’m not necessarily encouraging the consumption of alcoholic beverages on this blog…oh what the hell, yes I am!    And perhaps no device short of purchasing a $300 Tailgator fits the bill as well as this $30 Boat Blender.   For a mere fraction of the cost all you need is a cordless drill to power the unit and you have a blender contained inside your glass.

Now, sitting around the campfire (notice we are not condoning the use of either device on a boat, for obvious reasons) can be taken to a whole new level.   The next time your sweetheart yearns for one of those “fruity” drinks…just go to the toolbox and in a few minutes she’ll be content with your resourcefulness.   Then blend-up a salty margarita for yourself and you’ll be making Jimmy Buffet proud.

This summer, as you begin to plan for those boring family camping trips…spend some time now in preparation for the event by doing a little shopping for some much needed new gear.   To heck with concentrating on the tent or the camper…by adding these new toys to your bag of tricks you’ll be putting the fun back into those weekend get-aways.

Hey, have you heard of another cool camping gadget that I failed to list here…then drop me a comment and tell me about it.

© 2006 Jim Braaten.  All Rights Reserved.   No Reproduction without Prior Permission.

Geocaching: It’s All About Finding The Treasure

Okay, admit it…a year or so back you purchased one of those handy GPS (global positioning system) hand-held receivers because it was either on sale or your friends had one…so you made the purchase.   Am I right?   I know I sure did…when used properly they are one of the handiest little devices a sportsman can own.   Besides, the magnetic compass is so last Century.   Get with it and start letting satellites guide your way through the woods rather than some electromagnetic device which to operate properly you must compensate for with declination factors.

The point is GPS and the technology it makes use of is really a slick thing for sportsmen.   The main problem is, unless you use your device somewhat regularly…it can be intimidating and downright frustrating learning about all the modes and functions for your particular model.   More often than not…the GPS unit sits at home in the drawer when it could be used much more often on trips into the out-of-doors.   I feel if sportsmen are going to own the technology…they need to learn how to use it….and they might as well have some fun doing it.

One of the most exciting and fun ways to learn how to use that GPS unit is by geocaching.   Never heard of it?   Log on to www.geocaching.com and search for cache sites near your home.   Chances are good you will discover dozens if not hundreds of geocache sites within close proximity of your home.   Some are near historical markers…others are in the middle of nowhere…yet others have a complex purpose serving as a piece of a bigger puzzle in this geocaching game.
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Essentially geocaching is this.   A fellow player has taken let’s say an old Tupperware container and filled it with all sorts of trinkets to be placed in some hidden location.   Inside there may be some small children’s toys, some dice, poker chips, coins, key chains, bottle openers, patches, you name it.   Just about anything of little or no value can be stashed in a geocache container.   Then, all of these items are placed in the container…left in a secure hidden location…and entered into the web site called www.geocaching.com.

As a geocacher, your objective is to program your handheld GPS unit with the coordinates, and then head out in search of the cache.   The goal is to use your GPS unit to locate the site of the cache…but in most cases that is only half the battle.   Even when you arrive at the precise location of the cache it doesn’t mean finding the loot is always easy.   Sometimes it is…and sometimes you can search for over an hour with mounting frustrations…until you finally give up and leave.

Geocaching is a fun, family event that can be done at absolutely no cost…provided you already own a GPS unit.   In many cases the locations are near parks…so if you plan things correctly you can spend the day geocaching and then plan a picnic, too.   You’ll find that the entire family has fun because it sometimes takes many sets of eyes searching for the container…and to the young kids it can be a game with a prize as an incentive.
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When you eventually find the container it is proper protocol to jot an entry into the log book (as well as to later come back home and leave a log on the web site), search through the container for a trinket or two to take with you…but also bring a replacement trinket to leave.   Visit the web site and learn all about this elaborate system of travel bugs, etc.   The bottom line is be prepared to leave something in the container…if you decide to take a prize with you.

This weekend I went geocaching for the first time and discovered just how much fun it actually is.   I also discovered just how rusty I was at the proper use of my GPS receiver.   As much as I hate to admit it, I did finally have to pull out the owner’s manual to see how I needed to program in the coordinates.   At first I was a bit embarrassed to admit I didn’t know completely how to operate some gadget I owned…but after a few hours…and locating several cache sites I was operating my device like a champion.
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Right now if I used the GPS I own to mark a location on the lake or to log a site for a nice deer stand this fall…I am completely confident that I could use it with no difficulty.   Like anything else in life, the more you use something the more familiar you become with the proper operation of that equipment.

As sportsmen, realize there are times you need to do fun things with the family.   Without a doubt, geocaching is a fun activity that the whole family will enjoy…and with a bit of practice and exploring on the website…you can choose just how difficult you want your searches to be.   The bottom line is geocaching is a fun activity that, in the process, will hone your navigational skills…and any fun family game that can do that certainly can’t be all bad.

Give geocaching a try…and let me know how it works out for you.

© 2005 Jim Braaten.  All Rights Reserved.   No Reproduction without Prior Permission.