Friday Funny: Bear Shot Near A Restaurant, Eh?

This bear was shot near a restaurant in Alberta by a Newfoundlander who was working at Fort McMurray.  The man who shot the bear said he took it upon himself because it was hanging around a food outlet and he was concerned for the safety of others.

“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else?  I think people see the human side of you when you do that.” ~Payne Stewart

Have a great weekend!!

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Friday Funny: A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.  “I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die right after Congress finally gets their heads out of their @$$es!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

Have a great weekend everybody!!

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